Update on my car

My brakes now work because I put some brake fluid in the car,  the car made it to NJ and back with some fun problems, I got 3 new parking tickets, a speeding ticket, and an “inadequate exhaust” ticket from some guy who called in a state trooper to help him search my car after spotting my toy nunchucks.

I also learned that you shouldn’t put the huge wad of toothpaste on your toothbrush like they do on the commercial.  A very small amount of toothpaste works better, and doesn’t make a big mess of your hand, and saves toothpaste.  I confronted my parents about why I would put so much toothpaste on my toothbrush every day, and it’s all their fault.  They do it, too.  Apparently, my sister had confronted them about it, too a while back.  Probably when she had unlearned their method of brushing.  Let me just suggest to all of you who suffer from this problem to use a little bit of toothpaste.  It rules.  I can’t believe how wrong I’ve been all these years, and apparently, nobody I know missed out on this fact of life except me and my family.  But if these words can save one person out there of the millions that can access my page every day, then I’ll die knowing that I made a difference.

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